Punked from Marie:
Type "(your name) is," with the quotes, into a Google search then pick out your favorite 10 responses. Copy, then repost your responses:

Ian is an enlightened spiritual visionary
Ian is Assistant Professor of Literature Communication and Culture at Georgia
Ian is one of the country's leading nutritionists and acknowledged expert in his field.
Ian is intolerant to wild oats which reduce the quality of the pigs' barley
Ian is also executive chairman of the board of Commtouch Software Ltd
If Ian is any of these things then this is his weapon of mass destruction
Ian is just a happy little guy sitting in his scooter thing
Ian is dying. My friend Ian.. is going to die. Sadly, yes, but unfortunate circumstances have placed a limit on his young life
Ian is also very involved in the non-profit side of the project
Ian is not a Given

Regards,
~I